Sun-burnt toast
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If this doesn’t say happy holidays then I don’t know what would.

I’d like a little toast with my butter please.
Well wait no more you can pick up a Jesus toaster from uh Jesustoaster.com! Better yet they have a few other choices which includes a personalized custom design of your choice from a pretty large selection. I knew this toast thing was going to be huge some day, I just didn’t know that I was going to have to stop eating gluten