Oh bless your heart Archie McPhee!  This is one of my favorite local establishments.  If you’re not familiar they carry all sorts of bizarre and wacky things.

I just spotted this fantastic new item called the Inflatable Toast Mattress

Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS the bed! Sleeping on this giant 6′ by 7′ Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee. In reality, you should not use the Inflatable Toast Mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat.

All this delicious toastiness can be yours for a mere $169.95!  Now I can finally make that dream about being a big glob of jelly on the toast come true!

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